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That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
And I wondered how I was ever going to explain it. I had ordered my cousin to execute my brother. How would I ever explain that?
|—||A book series inexplicably marketed to 8 year olds, clearly by someone how never read it. (via tobiahawk24)|
So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.
Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs